I found an old piece of paper with a song Preston and I wrote back in primary school (quite long ago): a parody of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas".
If you can't read that text (and you probably can't because my laptop camera's pretty bad), here are the lyrics:
My mum made me apple pie in the kitchen sink.
But before I could eat, she made me stop and think.
Know the consequences of eating apple pie:
If you eat the apple pie, you will fart and die!
I know, right? It's such a good song. Way better than that Taylo Swif person or somethin, this song is better than any song you have ever heard!!!